Shameless Pilferage

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This seemed like a great way to break into blogspot. Seems that a new aqcuaintance, Beth, pilfered this from one of her friends, who in turn pilfered it from somewhere else. So rather than reinvent the wheel, I'll continue the cycle of pilferage to open my shiny new blogspot space.
1) When you look in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
The gray in my beard. Closely followed by a nosehair inspection to see if it needs mowing.
2) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Fifty bucks. Exactly. Go figure.
3) What's a word that rhymes with NEST?
Test
4) Favorite plant?
Fake plastic trees.
5) Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
There are three missed calls on the list. The most recent is from my son and the other two I have no fucking idea.
6) What is the main ring tone on your phone?
One of the standard ones I think. My phone's almost always on vibrate only.
7) What shirt are you wearing?
One of the six cheapazz black dress shirts I bought at Wal-Mart after the big Dress Code Memo came out and I got sent to the principal's office for wearing jeans. Dress codes blow.
8) Do you "label" yourself?
Oh yeah. I paste "Hello My Name Is:" tags on my forhead every morning before I leave the house just in case I forget. What the fuck kind of stupid question is that? Who are you, Dr. Phil?
9) Name brand of shoes you are currently wearing.
The cheapazz black loafers from Wal-Mart that go with the cheapazz black shirts from Question #7.
10) Do you prefer a bright room or a dark room?
My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.
11) What did you have for breakfast?
Coffee and cigarettes. Same as every morning.
12) Since question 12 is missing, make some shit up.
Yes, the cheapazz black cargo pants and black pocket-tees and cheapazz-black socks ALSO go with the cheapazz black shirts from Question #7 and the cheapazz black loafers from Question #9.
13) What were you doing at midnight last night.
I don't know. I was asleep. I think. That or killing a kitten.
14) What did the last text message you received on your cell phone say?
Umm...: "I don't fucking text"
15) Do you ever click on pop-ups or banners?
Only if they promise me I can lay the hot chick in the photo.
16) What's an expression you say a lot?
"Oh for fuck's sake Tonka, would you pee already?"
(Tonka is one of my dogs.)
17) Who told you they love you last?
Honestly? My dogs.
18) Last furry thing you touched?
If you don't count my face, my dogs.
19) How many hours a week do you work?
How many hours am I at my job? Or how many am I actually working?
20) How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
You don't wanna know.
21) Favorite age you have been so far?
What a stupid concept.
22) Your worst enemy?
George W. Bush.
23) What is your current desktop picture?
The 2006 Stanley Cup Champion wallpaper I designed. Yes, me... I designed it.
24) What was the last thing you said to someone?
You mean out loud? As of this moment? I think it was "So... what? You wanna play a little Mistress of Pain or something?" It's a long story.
25) If you had to choose between a million bucks and the chance to be able to go back in time and fix all your mistakes,
I can fix a lot of mistakes with a million bucks (dumbass).

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