Thursday, August 19, 2010

55 flash fiction friday #85: listening to your inner self


...two days later...
"Is it okay for you to do that? I mean with the surgery and all?"

"Your body will tell you when you're overdoing it."

"Yeah I know that, but will you listen when it does?"

"Well of course! I am a guy after all, and as such I'm well-accustomed to taking orders from my crotch."

 Graciously hosted by G-Man.

Note: No, that's not me dressed as a 70's porn star. Actually it's not me at all. That is the inimitable , taken at Tiff-o-we'en 2008 (an annual event hosted by the ever-gracious Tiff of fame). If you like the shirt, you should've seen the shoes. (And for you PETA types, the goldfish weren't real.)
The story, however, is true. *wink*
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28 comments:

G-Man said...

DIRK DIGLER!!!!
As I live and breathe!!!

G-Man said...

HA!!!!!
Booya!!!
Loved the Story Mojo.
Love the look even better, even though it's NOT you...
Thanks for the 55, Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

hope said...

Let us pray this fashion statement never makes a comeback. :)

Well done!

Titanium said...

*snicker*

I bet you STILL don't listen very well. Not even surgery could slow you down.

Brian Miller said...

just dont pop a stitch...yikes!

my 55

Buzzard said...

As 'Austin Powers' would say, "Yea Baby, you got your mojo working now"

Someone Is Special said...

Simply superb 55, came here through G-Man, enjoyed the stay.

My 55 is up, love at first sight

--Someone Is Special--

magiceye said...

lol! great one!

Stan Ski said...

Gotta follow orders...

Fireblossom said...

Huh? Surgery? Wtf. I don't get it.

moondustwriter said...

Such a hottie!!!!

always loved the silky shirts

it's you!!!!

PattiKen said...

Yup, he's got it goin' all right.

Fun 55, Mojo.

MorningAJ said...

About the only thing that a guy WILL listen to! ;-)

Clever words.

mrsnesbitt said...

Elvis has a bad day like the rest of us! Good to know he was human!

Greyscale Territory said...

All I can think of right now is a sympathetic "ouch"! A great little "underground" 55!

Claudia said...

if you mean that surgery - one can overdue easily just two days later…

mine is here

Scott said...

ohhhh, THAT surgery! lol fun!

Eric Alder said...

We men ALWAYS listen to our bodies... at least that one part.

And remember...

NO heavy lifting!
Painkillers are your friend!
Sit down V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y!
Get back up V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y!
Walk V-E-R-Y C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y!

Carver said...

Too funny. I think the shoes would frighten me.

Cheryl said...

That's something. I'm not sure what it is but it sure is something.

I loved your 55 in spite or because of this picture.

Fifteen is too young . . .

5thsister said...

Ice it down, baby!

tiff said...

It's better taking order from your crotch when there's a potato in it.

Heh.

Lulda Casadaga said...

Damn...I miss those disco days!
and ummmm hot pic...:D

razzamadazzle said...

How funny! I love the picture, too.

Teresa

KB said...

Fun story and pic.

Mine’s here.

RNSANE said...

As an RN for 45 years, I know that men often don't listen to their hearts but, yes, they do listen more to certain parts of their anatomy than others!

Great 55.

Mine is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/08/flash-55-friday-woe-is-me-august-20.html#links

kavisionz said...

hhahahaha.. some inner self that!!
I must congratulate him on his communication skills! :)

Brilliant 55!!!

lisaschaos said...

lol, well if the surgery was in that area I suppose guys would listen.