Best Joke I've Heard Lately

A little girl of about 7 or 8 was riding her bike down the street when she was stopped by a police officer on horseback.
Officer: "That's a nice bike you've got there, did Santa give you that?"
Little Girl: "Yes, yes he did."
Officer: "Well next time Santa gives you a bike tell him to put a reflector on it. I'm going to have to write you a ticket for not having one."

As the officer hands the girl her ticket she asks:
Little Girl: "That's a nice horse officer, did Santa bring you that horse?"
Officer (playing along): "Why yes, yes he did."
Little Girl: "Well next time Santa gives you a horse tell him to put the dick on the bottom of it."Stumble This!