at the dmv
"The white signs are regulatory, the yellow signs are caution signs.
"'And the difference is?'
"The laws on the white signs are enforced by the police. The laws on the yellow signs are enforced by natural selection.
"She didn't get it. Went right over her head."
"You're kidding."
"Did I mention this was the examiner?"
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"The white signs are regulatory, the yellow signs are caution signs."'And the difference is?'
"The laws on the white signs are enforced by the police. The laws on the yellow signs are enforced by natural selection.
"She didn't get it. Went right over her head."
"You're kidding."
"Did I mention this was the examiner?"
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Speaking of signs, there is a sign on the chain link fence to the postal parking lot where they park all the mail trucks that says, "No trucks." Oy.
Maybe she was built too short... yer fast one went right over her head.
*snort*
lol. funny 55 mojo...
mine is up!
As she illustrates the occasional failure of natural selection . . .
Brilliant, loved the line about natural selection enforcing the cautionary signs. Sadly, the road toll reveals how many don't heed those signs :(
My 55 is We Stand There
You always are so clever
nice one
Mine is up some where on the other side of the moon :) moondustwriter.com
That is funny :D
Very funny and clever. I loved this one! Peace/ Jo.
Cute ~ clever ~ catchy!
I'm up (with a few extra words):
Friday Flash 55 ~ Butterfly Kisses
I went 53MPH once in a 35MPH zone....I think it's called dyslexia.
Mine is "LOST IN THE TRANSLATION"
Have a great weekend! [and as always, scroll down a bit to find my 55]
Damn spammers. Grr...
great 55!! was that the medical examiner?
Well, the final line went over my head, but that might be because I just woke up and haven't finished my coffee. But I loved the description of the difference between white and yellow signs. That much was hilarious.
Love signs, especially those that are sort of oxymoronic .. like Shay's no trucks ..
Natural selection rocks... I resemble the remarks.
My 55 is up
LOL too funny. Was she blonde? Good one. Mine is up HERE.
Natural selection huh? Yep, there's a reason we're referred to as the "Carolinas"....same DMV. ;)
I think I had the same examiner for my first driving test.
what a pleasant 55.
Happy Friday!
What a cool 55!
I am always rather careful with speed limits.
Have a great weekend!
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shakira
LOL, I think it was just in the last few years I realized the yellow signs were just a suggestion. My son will be taking his test soon, hope he obeys the yellow ones too while the person is in with him.
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