No, as far as I know there is no relation between SpaghettiOs and phone sex. (Oh, how I wish!) I mean I guess either of them would do in a pinch as a possible substitute for the real thing... but together?
However... a title like that is sure to trigger a veritable avalanche of hits from search results. And I'm just a Google whore.
If this doesn't work, next time I'll throw in the words "webcam" and "leather". Somehow. I will find a way.
I am incredibly sleepy right now, which given that it's 5:45 on Sunday evening is a little unusual. It's not as though I ran around town all weekend partying like it's 1999 again (when I was ... 9 years younger than I am now and could hang). So if you know why I'm having to prop my head up with a 2x4 in order to finish typing this, would you please clue me in? Softly, though, because I'm hoping to get to sleep early. Er.
Possibly related (but who knows?): it seems that everybody I know is either getting sick (or sicker) themselves or has a loved one who is. And I'm not talking about nagging cough and congestion kind of sick. I'm talking about seriously-chronic-maybe-deadly kinds of sick. Holiday Telethon kinds of sick. Should I be feeling this guilty about being (relatively) healthy? I'm sure I shouldn't. After all, I'm not the one who decides who gets sick and who doesn't. But I spent 33 years of my life sucking on tobacco smoke, probably 23 years sucking on fermented beverages of one kind or another. My cholesterol gets checked every decade or so whether it needs it or not, and I see a doctor in every Olympic year. Winter Games for sure -- Summer too if something happens to indicate it. The bottom line here people is that I'm a firm believer in the adage: "Eat right, Exercise, Get Plenty of Rest... Die Anyway".
So why is it that I'm not sick? Why do I not have some dread disease that It Would Serve Me Right To Get? Is it because somebody needs to be healthy enough to lend support to those who are sick? Do I just get lucky? Or is it -- as I have suspected for years -- simply that no self-respecting germ would live in this body? Curiouser and curiouser.
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